Resident Alien Quotes

[after his first kiss with D'Arcy] Ah! It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying!

Harry

• Permalink: Ah! It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying!
• Added: February 17, 2021

Jimmy: What the hell is he doing here? What? Is he your new boyfriend or something?
Asta: No!
Harry: No. I'm just here eating cake.
Jimmy: What? Are you her bodyguard now?
Asta: Harry.
Harry: I prefer ninja.
Asta: Harry, you don't have to do this. [to Jimmy] Just ignore him.
Harry: You shouldn't ignore ninjas.

• Permalink: You shouldn't ignore ninjas.
• Added: February 23, 2021

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