Resident Alien Exclusives

Resident Alien Quotes

Sheriff Mike: Alright. Shutup! I want it so quiet in here you can hear a mouse piss on cotton, you understand me?
D'arcy: Nope.

Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.