Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14 Review: Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes

Riverdale Review: The Hills Have Eyes

Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead head to the lake for a weekend getaway on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14. Will their vacation escape the drama? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11 Review: Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler

Riverdale Review: The Wrestler

Archie and Hiram Lodge go head-to-head in the ring (literally!) on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11. Who will win out in this fight? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

Your name may be “Honey,” but I will always be the queen bee. You have no power over me.
[Cheryl hair-flips and walks away]

Cheryl