Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 2 Episode 2 Review: Chapter Fifteen: Nighthawks

Riverdale Review: Nighthawks

Betty and Veronica rally the town to try and stop Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe from closing down on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 2. Will their plan work? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 Review: Anatomy of a Murder

Riverdale Review: WHO DID IT?

Riverdale Season 1's biggest mystery has been answered: Jason Blossom's killer was revealed on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12. Who was it? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10 Review: The Lost Weekend

Riverdale Review: Lost Weekend

The group is celebrating Jughead's birthday on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10. It's all fun and games until the alcohol comes out. Is the party a disaster? Read on!
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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Archie: Ronnie, when I first met you … you were it for me. Everything I could ever wanted. I saw our whole future.
Veronica: Because we’re endgame, Archie.
Archie: I hope you know how much I love you.
Veronica: If you loved me, you would come home.
Archie: God, Ronnie, you know in your heart that I’m right about this. It just hurts to admit it.
Veronica: Don’t you make me say goodbye, Archie Andrews, because I don’t wanna hear it back. I can’t. I can’t.
[She drops the phone, cries, and Kevin consoles her]