Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10 Review: The Lost Weekend

Riverdale Review: Lost Weekend

The group is celebrating Jughead's birthday on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10. It's all fun and games until the alcohol comes out. Is the party a disaster? Read on!
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 Review: The Outsiders

Riverdale Review: The Outsiders

Celebration is in the air as Betty and Veronica throw Polly a baby shower on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8. But is her party full of love and joy?
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3 Review: Body Double

Riverdale Review: Body Double

Cheryl's world burns down on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3. How will she react? Read on for more. Watch Riverdale online via TV Fanatic. Shannon Purser guest stars.
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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened.
Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume.
Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast.
Archie: Betty!
Veronica: What was that, Betty?
Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.