Roseanne Quotes

Dan: Here’s to crap finally going our way.

Harris: I’m really glad you’re writing again. It’s inspiring.

Darlene: The president spelled Illinois wrong in his tweet, but it still counts, right?

Darlene: Open the door maybe the storm will suck us out.

Harris: I hate you! Each and every single one of you. Becky: Don’t say that. It only makes them stronger.

Chuck: Well I’m old and now I’m unemployed.

Dan: Leak? I think this basement holds the water pretty well.

Roseanne: This little nightmare might pay for my knee.

Roseanne: Mom was right. She’s worth more then both of us put together. Jackie: Yeah but that’s not what you whisper to your kids as…

Becky: You will have to flirt, and probably a lot, to support your kids. Darlene: I didn’t even flirt to have them.