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J.D. does a temporary surgical elective, and his friendship with Turk is compromised as his competitive side takes over.  Janitor gets a new power saw.  Dr. Cox plays a prank on Kelso while he's away.  Elliot's slip of the tongue alters her relationship with Paul.

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Scrubs
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19

Scrubs Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Woman: Hi! Can I buy you a drink?
Turk: No, I'm good. Thank you.
J.D.: You see that? You see that right there? That has never happened to me - a hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. Apple-tini please - easy on the tini.
Bartender: No problem, lady.

J.D.: Man! Ever since college, you always make everything seem so easy. No matter where you are, you always fit in. I dunno, I guess, I thought with this surgery elective, it might be nice not to feel like a total dork for once.
Turk: J.D., look at me. You are a dork.
J.D.: Not all the time!
Turk: Every second, since the moment I met you.