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Elliot admits she has a problem with the clinical terms for genitalia after accidentally giving a patient an orgasm, and Carla attempts to help her get over her fear of dirty words; Cox is moved by the relationship of his prostate cancer patient (Barry Bostwick) and his wife; Carla wants no sex with Turk until the wedding; Cox is forced to crash on J.D.'s couch after following his advice for Jordan.

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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Turk: Hey, baby. I was just with a patient who made me understand what romance really means. So as far as this no-sex thing goes, I'm with you a hundred percent.
Carla: Everyone I know just spent the last two hours listing my faults. I wanna have sex. Now.
Turk: I'll get the condoms.

Elliot: (After giving a woman an orgasm during a pelvic exam) Let's go, Sean.
J.D.: Shouldn't you buy her breakfast, first?