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In an episode narrated by Elliot she begins to doubt Molly being the best mentor when she finds out her boyfriend is a convicted felon; Turk wakes up Carla when going to bed; J.D. is worried Cox ruined his credibility with the residents.

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Scrubs
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5

Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

Elliot