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Dr. Cox's born-again Christian of a sister, Paige (Cheryl Hines) visits the hospital to ask him to be in her son's baptism; Elliot tries to convince Turk that babymaking is romantic; the Janitor and J.D. begin to form a friendship.

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Scrubs
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5

Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Turk: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't get how this baby-making stuff could be sexy. But I do now.
Carla: Well, you know, Turk, I can get angry if you give me a little help.
Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny DeVito.
Carla: Aw, Turk, a little help.

Dr. Cox: By the way, if you want, Jack's birthday is in the spring... sometime.
Paige: March 21st.