No Wine for You
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 16
"My Bright Idea"
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J.D. and Turk finds out Carla is pregnant before she does. J.D. convinces Turk to tell everyone in the hospital to surprise Carla.

Maria Menounos on Scrubs
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 15
"My Extra Mile"
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J.D. encourages his patients to go the extra mile with their patients; Turk and Carla finds out they're having problems conceiving because of their stress.

Infertile Couple
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14
"My Own Personal Hell"
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Dr. Cox is named the best Doctor in the area by a big publication; After struggling to conceive, Carla blames Turk's fertility; Elliot finds out J.D. dislikes Keith.

Dave Foley on Scrubs
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 13
"My Five Stages"
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As the hospital says goodbye to a dying Mrs. Wilk, Cox and J.D. go through the five stages of grief. Meanwhile, Elliot realizes her booty call with Keith has become a relationship.

Goodbye Mrs. Wilk
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12
"My Cabbage"
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J.D. tries to get rid of Keith while favoring a different intern, "Cabbage." Meanwhile, the office says good to Mrs. Wilk while the Janitor keeps a magpie who likes to steal things at the hospital.

Elliot and Keith
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11
"My Buddy's Booty"
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J.D. and Elliot agreed to each find respective booty calls; Meanwhile, Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly gym and the Janitor and Cox forge a friendship over beers.

Jay Kenneth Johnson on Scrubs
Watch Scrubs Season 5 Episode 10
"Her Story II"
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In an episode narrated by Carla, she gets a fertility test when the new nurse makes her feel old. Meanwhile, J.D. gets bothered by the little things with Julie.

Mandy Moore on Scrubs
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"My Half-Acre"
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J.D. goes on a blind date with a patient's niece and takes Elliot's advice; Turk joins the hospital air band; Cox worries about being a bad father.

Jason Bateman on Scrubs
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"My Big Bird"
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J.D., Elliot, Turk and Carla are all under investigation after the death of a patient. It's found that all four were doing irrelevant things.

Elliot the Endocrinologist
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"My Way Home"
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J.D. gets called into work on his day off and all he wants to do is go home; Elliot tries to convince everyone she's an endocrinologist after her short-lived fellowship.

Scrubs Quotes

Molly: Besides, you don't have that edgy mean streak I'm attracted to.
J.D.: (Pushes Turk over the railing) You were saying?
Turk: Dude, what the hell?! (J.D. whispers something in his ear) Oh, that's wassup! Go about your business.

I swear. If you don't knock me up tonight...no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

Carla