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Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club; Jerry takes one of Kramer's Pez dispensers that makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital, causing trouble for George's relationship.

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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand.


Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.