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The Wallet Picture
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"The Wallet"
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Jerry has to explain to his parents why he never wears the watch they gave him; Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office.

The Pitch Picture
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"The Pitch"
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NBC executives ask Jerry to write a pilot for a sitcom; Joe Davola starts stalking Jerry and Kramer.

Bring Back Kramer
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"The Trip: Part 2"
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Kramer is mistaken for a serial killer and arrested and ends up joining the guys on the way back to New York.

In the Airport
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"The Trip: Part 1"
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When Jerry is asked to do The Tonight Show in LA, George joins him as they go to search for Kramer.

The Keys Picture
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"The Keys"
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Jerry takes back his spare keys from Kramer, sending him on an adventure to California to pursue being an actor. Meanwhile, Jerry gives his spare keys to Elaine.

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"The Parking Space"
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George goes to Jerry's to watch a big fight, and spends too much time positioning himself to park and someone takes the spot.

The Kramer Picture
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"The Letter"
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Kramer poses for for a portrait, "The Kramer" by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. Elaine wears an Orioles cap to Yankee stadium and refuses to remove it.

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"The Good Samaritan"
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Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and when he goes to do something about it, he realizes it's a beautiful woman and dates her instead.

The Limo Picture
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"The Limo"
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Jerry and George pretend to be some guy named O'Brian and steal his limouside, only to find out he was a Neo-Nazi set to give a speech.

Kramer Goes Down
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"The Boyfriend: Part 1"
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Jerry tries to make a good impression with Keith Hernandez, Meanwhile, George tries to extend his unemployment.

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

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