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"The Stock Tip"
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Jerry and George move on an insider stock tip, but find out their source gets admitted to the hospital. Meanwhile, Jerry goes on his first date with Vanessa.

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"Male Unbonding"
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Jerry tries to get rid of an old childhood friend, Joel, and George convinces him to dump the guy like he would a woman.

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"The Robbery"
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After Jerry's apartment gets robbed, he wants to move and George finds him a new apartment. However, soon George wants the apartment for himself.

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"The Stakeout"
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Jerry goes to a party with Elaine where he meets a girl, who all he gets is her place of work and not number. Jerry and George decide to stalk her outside her office building.

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"The Seinfeld Chronicles"
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Jerry is excited that a woman he met in Michigan is coming to New York for a seminar. Jerry tries to figure out if Laura's intentions are platonic or romantic.

Seinfeld Season 1 Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

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