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On the last day of her parole, Fiona takes off her ankle monitor and goes to see Sean at an NA meeting, shamelessly flirting with him. Later at work, after a bad tip, she confronts the patrons and things turn ugly. Sean intercedes and Fiona ends up with a fat lip after being hit.

Rocker Liam invites Fiona to see his band play and she invites Sean to go with her. When she admits she has feelings for him, Sean tells her she is too dangerous for him. 

Fiona takes Debbie, who gets a makeover courtesy of Svetlana, to the concert and punches a guy who attempts to dance with Debbie. 

Kev and Svetlana talk at a park and Kev explains V's trouble with breastfeeding. Svetlana then breastfeeds one of the twins. 

Later, while the kids play, the two talk and Svetlana eventually cuts Kev's hair. This upsets V greatly.  

On Father's Day, the father of the boy who's liver Frank received invites him over for dinner. Sami also invites herself, much to Sheila's chagrin. 

Sheila informs Frank that an offer was made on her house and Frank tells her not to sell. He believes they are being pushed out of their neighborhood and he tells the group at the Alibi that their community is going through gentrification. 

Ian and Mickey attend the funeral for a fallen serviceman and Ian becomes irate at protestors interrupting the service. They decide to get back at the head of an anti-gay church be having Mandy seduce him and then videotaping him with a man. 

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Shameless Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty to be so cynical. And hard. It makes me feel sad for you.