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By Becca Newton

Julie: Do you remember that talk we had about eating healthier? Paul: I do. I ignored it.

By Becca Newton

Jimmy: So not a fun talk? Paul: Not for you.

By Becca Newton

Brian: I’m a goddamn ray of light. I am human Zoloft.

By Becca Newton

Paul: You know who the most important person in your life is right now? Jimmy: You. Paul: No, you s**thead, your daughter. Jimmy: Right,…

By Becca Newton

Jimmy: I’m starting to lose hope. Paul: Well, it’s understandable, you’ve been trying this approach for almost ten minutes.