Single Drunk Female Quotes

Sam: Dad? I can’t see your face anymore. Sam’s dad: Maybe I don’t want you to when you’re drinking. Sam: Oh shit! I’m drinking. I really…

Gail: Congratulations! Go revel in your freedom.

Kate: There are hundreds of people downstairs waiting to take photos of you, and you look beautiful.

Brit: Is Joel who you thought I’d end up with? Sam: No for a variety of reasons. But, I’m really happy you guys are doing this.

Brit: We don’t really work like this. Sam: Like what? Brit: You’re helping me, it’s not our thing.

Sam: When did this become about me? Brit: Oh Sam, it’s always been about you. Can you go?

Sam: There’s no such thing as one drink with us. You know that.

Sam: I didn’t realize this was a runaway bride situation.

Sam: Felicia, thank you for not giving up on me, even though you definitely should have.

Brit: We don’t have kids. Joel: Yeah, but we talked about it. Brit: And we talked about building a house, but it was just conversation.