When a man raping chickens is on the loose we learn something much more devastating, Officer Barbrady is illiterate.  While Cartman takes over patrolling the streets, the other boys try to teach the officer to read.

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South Park Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Mr. Garrison: Yes officer, what is it?
Officer Barbrady: I need to go poopy.
Mr. Garrison: Officer Barbrady, we go to the bathroom before and after class.
Officer Barbrady: Aw Christ! How do you kids do it?

Now move along, or I'll be forced to execute every one of you by gunshot to the head.

Officer Barbrady