Recap

When a man raping chickens is on the loose we learn something much more devastating, Officer Barbrady is illiterate.  While Cartman takes over patrolling the streets, the other boys try to teach the officer to read.

Show:
South Park
Season:
Episode Number:
3

South Park Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Officer Barbrady: Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of s**t, I am never reading again.

Now move along, or I'll be forced to execute every one of you by gunshot to the head.

Officer Barbrady