Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here. Bartender: Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Skeeter: No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
Mr Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means? (Cartman raises his hand) Yes Eric? Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.