South Park
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When Mr. Garrison assigns the kids the controversial book, The Catcher in the Rye, the boys determine it inoffensive and write their own story, "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs."
When Tiger Woods claims to have a sex addiction, suddenly all the men in South Park realize they're sex addicts.
The boys' adventure at a water park turns into an end of the world scenario when the pool contains too much urine.
When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.
Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.
Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts several wealthy, black families to South Park.
Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.
When Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton, a family of butt faces come to South Park looking for their lost son.
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.
In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.