Pip in Great Expectations
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"Pip"
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A retelling of the classic Charles Dicken's novel, "Great Expectations," starring Pip and narrated by Malcom McDowell.

Timmy as Helen Keller
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"Helen Keller! The Musical"
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Timmy tries to rescue a live turkey that they're using in the school's play of Helen Keller.

Cartman's Trapper Keeper
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"Trapper Keeper"
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A man from the future tries to save mankind from Cartman's trapper keeper; Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class has mistakes with the ballots for class president.

Ms. Choksondik Picture
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"4th Grade"
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The boys enter fourth grade and end up missing third grade; Meanwhile, their new teacher, Ms. Choksondik seeks the help of Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit denying his homosexuality.

Cartman the Preacher
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"Probably"
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The boys of South Park end up creating their own church; Satan must choose between his boyfriend, Chris, and Saddam Hussein.

Satan on South Park
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"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
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The boys try to learn whether Jews and the handicap go to heaven or hell; Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein returns to Hell and has an awkward reunion with Satan.

Finger Bang Picture
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"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"
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Cartman gets Stan, Kyle and Kenny to help him make a boy band, "Finger Bang" to try and earn $10 million.

Racist South Park Flag
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"Chef Goes Nanners"
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Chef protests the racist South Park flag; Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she thinks she has a crush on Cartman.

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"Cherokee Hair Tampons"
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Stan tries to convince Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life; Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novel writer after getting fired.

NAMBLA on South Park
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"Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
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When Cartman is looking for more mature friends, he ends up being a poster boy for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association); Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another kid.

South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.