Russian Quintuplets
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"Quintuplets 2000"
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Stan's family takes in a Russian family with four quintuplets who are on the run from the government; Kenny becomes a famous opera singer in Europe.

Lords of the Underworld Picture
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"Timmy 2000"
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All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with ADD; Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skylar's band and Phil Collins attempts to break them up.

Cartman in Jail
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"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
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After hitting a black student, Token, in the head with a stone, the FBI arrested Cartman for a hate crime.

Cartman the Tooth Fairy
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"The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"
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The boys try to get rich off a tooth fairy scheme, attracting the attention from a local crime boss; Kyle rethinks life after his parents reveal the truth about the tooth fairy.

Kenny G on South Park
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"World Wide Recorder Concert"
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The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.

Cartman Gets His Period
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"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
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Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Picture
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"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
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Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.

Cartman as General Lee
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"The Red Badge of Gayness"
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During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.

Sally Struthers the Hutt
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"Starvin' Marvin in Space"
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The boys try to save Starvin's Marvin from the government and Christian group, who's more bent on converting starving third world citizens than saving them.

Homeschooled Boy
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"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
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A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.

South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.