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"Mysterion Rises"
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Mysterion, along with Coon's former friends, goes to the Gulf to try and stop the Cthulu; Meanwhile, a scorned Coon seeks revenge.

Coon and Friends
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"The Coon 2: Hindsight"
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Cartman forms a superhero group, Coon and Friends, and tries to take on the BP oil spill, but Captain Hindsight beats him to the punch.

Hoarders on South Park
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"Insheeption"
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When Stan, Mr. Mackey and a sheep hearder all have problems hoarding, Dr. Chinstrap uses an Inception style treatment.

Jersey Shore on South Park
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"It's a Jersey Thing"
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When everything east of the Rockies becomes New Jersey, South Park is at risk of becoming part of West Jersey. Randy and the boys stand strong as Jerseyites arrive.

Cartman Racing
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"Poor and Stupid"
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Cartman tries to get "poor and stupid enough" to race in NASCAR.

Towelie Gets High
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"Crippled Summer"
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The South Park boys stage an Intervention for Towelie; Jimmy, Timmy and the other handicap children of South Park go to Camp Tardicaca.

Cartman and Mitch Connor
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"201"
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Cartman tries to learn who his father is; The Gingers and the Celebrities race to capture Muhammad.

200 Picture
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"200"
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When Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise on a class trip, he gathers an army of 200 celebrities South Park has made fun of.

Mad Friends
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"You Have 0 Friends"
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The guys create a Facebook profile for Stan, who's been trying to avoid getting sucked in, only to get him literally sucked into a Facebook Tron-like universe.

Randy Gets Cancer
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"Medicinal Fried Chicken"
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Randy gives himself cancer in order to buy medicinal marijuana; Cartman joins a Kentucky Fried Chicken smuggling ring when the chain is outlawed.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits