Butters the Author
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"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
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When Mr. Garrison assigns the kids the controversial book, The Catcher in the Rye, the boys determine it inoffensive and write their own story, "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs."

Tiger Woods on South Park
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"Sexual Healing"
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When Tiger Woods claims to have a sex addiction, suddenly all the men in South Park realize they're sex addicts.

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"Pee"
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The boys' adventure at a water park turns into an end of the world scenario when the pool contains too much urine.

It's The Butters Show!
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"Butters' Very Own Episode"
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When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.

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"Kenny Dies"
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Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.

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"Here Comes the Neighborhood"
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Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts several wealthy, black families to South Park.

John Travolta Using It
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"The Entity"
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Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.

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"How to Eat with Your Butt"
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When Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton, a family of butt faces come to South Park looking for their lost son.

Bid Laden on South Park
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"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
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The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.

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"Towelie"
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In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits