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When the boys are found playing red rocket with the dogs, the schools are forced to teach sex education and a gender war begins.
Kyle gets a hemorrhoid and begins to lose faith in God while Cartman inherits a million dollars that he uses to build an amusement park.
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Philip so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
Cartman tries to get revenge on Scott Tenorman after the older kid tricked him.
When a David Blaine cult comes to South Park, it's up to Stan, Jesus and the Superfirneds to stop them.
Big Gay Al is fired as scoutmaster due to being homosexual; A new handicap boy, Jimmy, becomes Timmy's enemy.
When a television crime drama uses the word "shit" uncensored, the whole town of South Park begins using it, causing people to die of plague.
Kyle is upset that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to perform his holiday duties so the boys create a cartoon to do so.
The boys send their parents to jail using fake molestation charges, leaving South Park to be run by the kids.
Cartman is sent to fat camp while Kenny is paid to do gross things on reality television.