SurrealEstate Quotes

Zooey: My dead boyfriend, Kyle, says hi. Turns out it’s not my fault he’s my dead boyfriend, Kyle.

Luke: Wait. She’s still out there? Alive?

Victoria: Here’s what I propose. You’ve had your 36 years of life. It’s only fair that I should get the next 36 or so. House: It’s only…

Victoria: I’ll just need you to do one little thing for me. I’ll need you to die.

Zooey: This house is clean, bitch. Phil: We really need to leave the lid open. Zooey: OK. I just really needed to have that moment. Thank…

Phil: How long you been here? Luke: Feels like forever.

Susan: Hey! You OK? Luke: Something’s changed. Susan: I feel it, too. The, what I do, moving things around, the fires. It always felt…

Susan: Hey, I could handle things for a little while. Luke: I’m afraid you’re gonna have to.

Luke: Dad? Why didn’t you tell me?

Priya’s Mom: If you ladies don’t stop giving her such ugly lingerie, I will never have grand babies.