Recap

When Red's hours get cut at work, he spends time at home fixing things to Kitty's chagrin. Donna beats Eric at basketball, putting them through a series of competitions. Midge and Kitty each give their respective kids advice.

Show:
That 70's Show
Season:
Episode Number:
4

That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Fez: She [Jackie] will crush him [Kelso], yes?
Hyde: Like the spirit of your Mayan forefathers.
Fez (laughing): My forefathers were not Mayan.
Hyde: Like anyone cares.

Kelso: Geez, if [Red]'s like this now, he's going to be a total headcase when they shut down the plant. He's just going to be this pathetic guy...
(Red walks in)
Kelso (loudly): ...with breasts the size of watermelons! (pauses) ...is what Moses said to the Egyptians.