When Eric scratches the Cruiser, he loses car privileges and the gang is stuck walking... until Kelso gets a car from his cousin. However, soon the gang ends up arrested when the car is reported stolen. Kelso calls Jackie, and she agrees to have sex with him when he gets out of prison. Soon it turns out it was all a misunderstanding, and the gang is freed.

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That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.

Hyde: So what do you guys want to do?
Eric: We could walk to the Hub.
Hyde: Too far.
Eric: We could walk to...
Hyde: Too far.