Adam gives his parents crabs this week. Seriously! He got the disease from the hooker and passed it along to Paul and Cathy and then had to come clean to them. It led to a major blowout within the family, and also to Cathy thinking Mia gave her son VD. This caused her to dump Adam.

Elsewhere:

- Cathy became coach of the school swim team. She had to deal with demanding parents who wanted her out, but she played the "you can't fire a woman because she has cancer" card and endeared herself to the students with her toughness.

- Paul got close to a Ukrainian co-worker at Max Buy, a young man who asked out Andrea.

- Sean told Cathy he wants to propose to Rebecca.