The Mindy Project Quotes

Ben: Part of me thinks if you’re getting your medical advice from a TV show, you deserve to die.

Mindy: Is there a warrant out for your arrest? No one will notice. All white guys look the same.

Colette: I’m going to mix wine and ginger ale to make champagne.

Mindy: I’m so proud of Ben. It’s like I’m a stage mom, but I can have sex with the kid.

Colette: I already have TV experience. I was featured on Sports Center when I fell off the second deck at a Braves game.

Mindy: I’ll check that out, the minute I finish this tweet I’m reading.

Rishi: Something more important than your mama… The woman who went to a junior high dance with you dressed up as ‘cousin Sirvi?’

Morgan: The rehearsal dinner is amazing. I just had lasagna for the first time. Now I know what Garfield was on about.

Rishi: I’m about to Mr. Robot this beeyotch.

Mindy: We should have been practicing for weeks, and instead I let him watch that OJ documentary.