The Mindy Project Quotes

Mindy: I was crying in the bathroom because I dropped my phone in the toilet again.

Mindy: I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.

Morgan: I used my extensive knowledge of your sexual history and the plot of Mamma Mia and several thousand dollars of my savings to…

Doctor: Peter is my favorite Jew. Mindy: He’s my favorite Jew as well.

Mindy: Whatever you do, do not talk to any white people. In Boston, they are the dangerous ones.

Danny: The thing that’s most beautiful about you is your confidence. Mindy: Really? Because people say that is the most annoying part…

Mindy: He’s beautiful and strong even if he himself can’t see it himself right now. Why can I say it about Morgan when he is lonely dirt…

Mindy: You’re going to get hotter and hotter like George Clooney and I’m going to get fatter and fatter like Rosemary Clooney.

Jeremy: The old Jeremy would have gone home and taken it out on his pottery wheel.

Danny: Adults shouldn’t have to put on pajamas to meet each other. They should just have their parents introduce them to their second…