"Drug Testing"

Dwight finds half of a joint in the parking lot, and since he's a volunteer sheriff, he takes it upon himself to seek out the pot-smoking...

"Michael's Birthday"

Michael's birthday arrives, but everyone ignores his special day because they're more concerned about poor Kevin, who's anxiously awaitin...

"Take Your Daughter To Work Day"

It's a crazy day at Dunder Mifflin when several employees bring their children in for "Take Your Daughter to Work Day. " Meredith's son p...

"Dwight's Speech"

When Dwight must give a speech as the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, he turns to Michael and Jim for advice on how to overcome his ...

"Valentine's Day"

Michael heads to a meeting at the Dunder Mifflin corporate offices, and of course since it's Valentine's Day, he embarrasses himself and ...

"Boys & Girls"

Jan arrives at the Scranton branch to lead a "women in the workplace" seminar for the ladies of Dunder Mifflin. Michael, upset that he i...

"The Carpet"

Someone leaves a mess on the carpet in Michael's office, which shakes his illusion of being loved by the staff. To try to re-gain his po...

"The Secret"

Jim pals around with Michael so that he can be sure his crush on Pam won't be revealed to everyone else. Unfortunately for Jim, this mea...

"The Injury"

When Michael has an accident with his George Foreman grill, he acts like a petulant child and even declares that he's disabled. Dwight, ...

"Booze Cruise"

Michael surprises the staff by taking them on a "motivational" lake cruise… in winter. He also doesn't want to submit to the ship...

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl