Recap

Regional Manager Michael Scott learns his branch may be downsized and tries, unsuccessfully, to hide this information from his staff. Meanwhile, sales rep Jim flirts with Pam, the pretty receptionist, and deals with Dwight, the annoying worker who sits next to him. It's all captured by a faux documentary film crew who observes the office.

Show:
The Office
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Episode Number:
1

The Office Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Michael: People I respect, heroes of mine, would be: Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono...uh, and probably God would be the fourth one. And, I just think all those people really, uh, helped the world in so many ways, that it's, um, it's really beyond words. It's really "incalculcable."

My job is to speak to clients, um, on the phone about, uh, quantities and, uh, type of copier paper. You know, uh, whether we can supply it to them, whether they can, uh, pay for it. And, um... I'm boring myself just talking about this.

Jim