Watch The Office Season 2 Episode 20
"Drug Testing"
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Dwight finds half of a joint in the parking lot, and since he's a volunteer sheriff, he takes it upon himself to seek out the pot-smoking...

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"Michael's Birthday"
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Michael's birthday arrives, but everyone ignores his special day because they're more concerned about poor Kevin, who's anxiously awaitin...

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"Take Your Daughter To Work Day"
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It's a crazy day at Dunder Mifflin when several employees bring their children in for "Take Your Daughter to Work Day. " Meredith's son p...

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"Dwight's Speech"
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When Dwight must give a speech as the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, he turns to Michael and Jim for advice on how to overcome his ...

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"Valentine's Day"
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Michael heads to a meeting at the Dunder Mifflin corporate offices, and of course since it's Valentine's Day, he embarrasses himself and ...

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"Boys & Girls"
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Jan arrives at the Scranton branch to lead a "women in the workplace" seminar for the ladies of Dunder Mifflin. Michael, upset that he i...

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"The Carpet"
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Someone leaves a mess on the carpet in Michael's office, which shakes his illusion of being loved by the staff. To try to re-gain his po...

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"The Secret"
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Jim pals around with Michael so that he can be sure his crush on Pam won't be revealed to everyone else. Unfortunately for Jim, this mea...

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"The Injury"
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When Michael has an accident with his George Foreman grill, he acts like a petulant child and even declares that he's disabled. Dwight, ...

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"Booze Cruise"
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Michael surprises the staff by taking them on a "motivational" lake cruise… in winter. He also doesn't want to submit to the ship...

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.