The Real Housewives of New Jersey Quotes

Jim: You cross a line, I will burn you to the ground.

Andy: (to Jim) Do you have an anger management problem? Amber: No, he has an asshole problem.

Teresa Aprea: People may look at me like she’s like a heartless, callous bitch. No I’m not.

Joe Giudice: I’ve got to blame myself. Who else am I going to blame?

Joe Gorga: They’re kind of in their own world right now They’re going through hell.

Andy: My tag line would be, I may be a man but I fight like a girl.

Andy: (To Rosie) You’re like Switzerland in Jersey.

Amber: You act like a lady, he’ll treat you like a lady. You act like a barbarian, then you’ll be treated like a barbarian. It’s simple.

Andy: You talk about how zen and you are and spiritual but I feel like you will cut a bitch. Dina: Yeah, I won’t cut her, I will cut her…

Andy: You’ve got to get your pipes cleaned, Dina. Dina: Maybe I am, just from a plumber that I know.