"Homerazzi"

After the family photo album is destroyed, Marge restages all of the family's photographs and a celebrity dating scandal is captured in the background, striking tabloid gold.

"Rome-old and Juli-eh"

In an unexpected turn of events, Grampa and Selma fall in love and get married, prompting Homer and Patty plot to break up their love connection.

"Yokel Chords"

After Lisa protests denying education to Cletus's kids, Principal Skinner offers her a chance to tutor them herself, though Krusty hires them as a musical act for his show. Meanwhile, Bart ends up in therapy after scaring his peers with stories of a school chef notorious for cooking children.

"Springfield Up"

Declan Desmond returns as he shows a documentary about Springfield's current adult population as children, discussing their future aspirations.

"Little Big Girl"

Cletus ineptly tosses his pipe, Springfield is in danger when the town is about to be hit by a fire, Bart unwittingly saves the day and is rewarded with a driver's license.

"Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"

Homer's misguided revenge on the Rich Texan combined with an untimely car break down leaves Marge, Lisa, and Bart to tell three tales about revenge gone wrong.

"The Wife Aquatic"

After viewing one of Patty and Selma's home video of their summer on the boardwalk, Marge reminisces of her memorable childhood vacations spent at Barnacle Bay.

"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"

After Gil Gunderson gives Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll reserved for Mr. Costington's daughter, he gets fired as a mall Santa and moves in with the Simpsons.

"The Haw-Hawed Couple"

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend, and discovers how possessive Nelson can be. Meanwhile, Homer finds himself hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books.

"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"

After Homer gets fired once again from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he takes over Springfield's ice cream truck business after his favorite driver dies.

The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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