When Bart's birthday party turns into a disaster, he uses his AM radio gift to play pranks on the townspeople. Eventually he uses it to pretend to be a boy stuck in a well, and the whole town comes to his aid.
Everyone at the powerplant thinks Homer is crazy when he shows up in a pink shirt and want to give him a mental health exam. He has Bart take it for him and ends up in a looney bin with Michael Jackson.
Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is? Homer: The vernal equinox? Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale! (Homer gets on the scale) You've gained thirteen pounds. Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them! (discards tape)
Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow