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The Simpsons Review: Super-Sized Nelson

The Simpsons Review: Super-Sized Nelson

Bryan Cranston provides the voice of spy Stradivarius Cain in this episode's The Simpson. However, read our review to see how Bart's devious scheme against Nelson really makes the episode hilarious.
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The Simpsons Review: El Barto Returns

The Simpsons Review: El Barto Returns

Homer becomes the subject of Bart's unflattering graffiti art in this week's The Simpsons. Check out the review to see if this Banksy-inspired art is amusing or boring.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
Bart: and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
All: EWW!!
Bart: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
All: EWWWWW!!
Martin: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Mrs. Krabappel: As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Bart: Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
(The whole classroom screams)

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!