"Welcome Home, Jake"

Walden worries over telling Barry to find his own place while Lyndsey figures out that Alan is dating Gretchen, Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"

Walden believes his new girlfriend may be cheating on him while Alan begins dating Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"

Alan worries as he asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.

"Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"

Lyndsey breaks up with Larry but fails to tell Alan while Walden tries to prove that he's a man's man on Two and a Half Men.

"Bite Me, Supreme Court"

When multi-millionaire proposes to Evelyn, Alan and Walden decide to throw him a bachelor party on Two and a Half Men.

"Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball"

Walden helps Nicole with a project in the hopes that he'll have time to go out with him while Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date on Two and a Half Men.

"Tazed in the Lady Nuts"

When Jenny is concerned about losing her girlfriend, Alan encourages her to open up on Two and a Half Men.

"On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!"

Walden tries to help Jenny get a date with her one night stand while Alan has a run in with his transgender girllfriend's ex-wife.

"Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"

When Walden's date turns out to be accident prone, his night takes an unexpected turn on Two and a Half Men.

"Mr Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"

Walden must accept Rose's help when Alan's affair with Lyndsey puts him in danger on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog