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When Charlie continues to spend exorbitant amounts of money on Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) in front of Alan and Lyndsey, the poor little guy starts to feel bad.  When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, he picks up some extra work at the mall but is only able to raise enough to buy a fake pearl necklace.  He then goes and steals back some diamond earrings he once bough for Judith.  He plans to return them, but ends up giving them to Lyndsey.  They end up running into Judith and Herb, but dodge her from seeing.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 Quotes

Diamonds get you skull in the backseat of a limo. Pottery Barny won't get you dry humped in the back of a city bus.


Berta: I also found a half written suicide note in your brother's handwriting. Should I be nervous?
Charlie: You mean that he won't get through with it?