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Recap

It's the debut of Ashton Kutcher on Two and a Half Men!

Show:
Two and a Half Men
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1

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 1 Quotes

Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.

Alan [to urn]

Walden: Trust me, money doesn't buy happiness.
Alan: I wouldn't know, I've never had either.