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Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating an older woman, Michelle (Liz Vassey); Alan stays at home all weekend with his hand.
Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.
Alan, Lyndsey, Jake and Eldritch move into Charlie after Alan burns Lyndsey's home down.
Despite moving in with Lindsey, Alan continues to use Charlie's house as his love shack with Melissa.
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.
The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.
When Charlie smokes a little medicinal marijuana haunting visions of all his exes come back.
When Charlie loses his license, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans on attending Chelsea's birthday party.
Alan tries to have a nice hotel getaway weekend with his girlfriend, Lyndsay; Charlie orders the girlfriend experience from a prostitute.
Alan is not a fan of Jake's new bad boy friend, but is definitely a fan of his hot mother; Charlie struggles to write a theme song.