Russell the Pharmacist
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8
"Springtime on a Stick"
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Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

Rose Returns
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7
"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
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Rose returns and Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) can't deal with her stalking.

Liz Vassey on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 6
"Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
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Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating an older woman, Michelle (Liz Vassey); Alan stays at home all weekend with his hand.

Charlie Gets Plastic Surgery
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5
"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
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Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.

Alan and Lyndsey
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"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
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Alan, Lyndsey, Jake and Eldritch move into Charlie after Alan burns Lyndsey's home down.

Alan Moves Out
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"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
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Despite moving in with Lindsey, Alan continues to use Charlie's house as his love shack with Melissa.

Melissa is Back
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"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
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When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.

Drink Still in Hand
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1
"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
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The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.

The Exes are Back!
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"Gumby with a Pokey"
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When Charlie smokes a little medicinal marijuana haunting visions of all his exes come back.

Charlie and His Driver
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21
"This Is Not Gonna End Well"
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When Charlie loses his license, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans on attending Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it