Alan and Lyndsay Pic
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 20
"I Called Him Magoo"
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Alan tries to have a nice hotel getaway weekend with his girlfriend, Lyndsay; Charlie orders the girlfriend experience from a prostitute.

Jake and Eldritch
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 19
"Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
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Alan is not a fan of Jake's new bad boy friend, but is definitely a fan of his hot mother; Charlie struggles to write a theme song.

Giving a Massage
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 18
"Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
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Charlie runs into Chelsea's friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer); Alan starts doing in home care for an older red head (Frances Fisher).

Charlie Moustache Pic
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 17
"I Found Your Moustache"
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Charlie and Alan run into Chelsea at the movie theater, prompting Chelsea to visit Charlie for a one night stand.

Chelsea Leaves
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 16
"Tinkle Like a Princess"
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After Chelsea moves the rest of her things out of the house, Charlie goes on a bender that ends with him marrying another woman in Vegas.

Chelsea Returns
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 15
"Aye, Aye Captain"
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Chelsea returns from her night with Brad and Charlie's jealousy sends her packing.

Alan Unleashes the Monster
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14
"Crude and Uncalled For"
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Alan gets arrested and Chelsea becomes friendly with his lawyer, Brad (Steven Eckholdt).

Charlie Gets a Colonoscopy
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 13
"Yay, No Polyps!"
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Charlie ends up getting a colonoscopy to avoid seeing Chelsea's parents when they come to visit.

Charlie Talks to Jake
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 12
"Fat Jokes, Pie, & Celeste"
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Charlie tries to talk to Jake as he misses Celeste; Alan and Herb bond over what they have in common.

Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 11
"Warning, it's Dirty"
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Charlie helps teach Jake about infidelity while Celeste is out of town; Evelyn invites legendary tv producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie