Charlie and Alan Dance
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 10
"That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
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Charlie goes for ball room dancing with Chelsea and when he asks for a prenup discovers Chelsea has money to protect.

Charlie Fails to Please Chelsea
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 9
"Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
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Charlie fails to please Chelsea in the bedroom and plans an elaborate night out to make up for it; Alan uses spray-on hair to prepare for an online date.

Charlie, Chelsea and Gail
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 8
"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
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Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate, Gail (Tricia Helfer) to come stay in the house.

Charlie and Alan in Bed
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 7
"Untainted by Filth"
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After Charlie sets a wedding date with Chelsea, he finds himself in a bed with Alan and a strange woman.

Alan Helps Chelsea
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 6
"Give Me Your Thumb"
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When Alan suggests that Chelsea get a boob reduction to help with her back problems, Charlie kicks him out of the house.

Jake Drives the Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5
"For the Sake of the Child"
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When Jake is too embarrassed to stay with the boys, they attempt to work out their "relationship" problems.

Alan the Real Estate Agent
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 4
"Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
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Alan begins working for Evelyn; Charlie tries to bring Chelsea and Jake closer

Alan and Lenore
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 3
"Mmm, fish. Yum."
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Alan cares for Judith's new baby and her mother; Jake blackmails Charlie with a photo he wants kept private

Alan, Melissa, and Danny
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 2
"Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
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Charlie's fiance, Chelsea, convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in and the girls take over.

Charlie Helps Mia Sing
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 1
"818-jklpuzo"
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After Charlie bumps into Mia at the cafe; he agrees to help her record an album with Chelsea's blessing. Alan, meanwhile, wants Melissa to move in.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it