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Alan goes to far to try and collect $38 he lent to Charlie and ends up getting kicked out and crashing with Herb and Judith; Evelyn gets Jake a job.
One of Charlie's ex-girlfriends shows up with a suppose love child of his that looks and dresses like him.
When Charlie meets the fiance of Angie's son, he realizes it's not the first time; Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help book author (Susan Blakley); Alan tries to get Jake to finish his book report for a book he keeps losing.
A team of CSIs come to solve a murder at Charlie's house with CSI's George Eads guest starring.
Alan makes plans for Evelyn and Teddy's wedding, while Charlie figures out how to get closer to his future step-sister, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).
Alan feels Charlie cannot control his womanizing ways so Charlie goes to a therapist and realizes he's missing Mia, the one who got away.
Charlie double dates with Jake, while setting Alan up with a prostitute.
Alan finds out some surprising news about Judith's sex life when he goes on a date with one of her friends.
Rose returns from England and plays nurse for a sick Charlie; Alan feels like Jake is growing distant from him.