Picking up Jake
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 13
"The Soil is Moist"
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Alan finds out some surprising news about Judith's sex life when he goes on a date with one of her friends.

Rose Takes Care of Charlie
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 12
"A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh "
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Rose returns from England and plays nurse for a sick Charlie; Alan feels like Jake is growing distant from him.

Alan Seeks Advice
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 11
"Meander to Your Dander"
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When Alan needs to break up with a woman, he comes to Charlie for advice.

Alan in Cycling Gear
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 10
"Kinda Like Necrophilia"
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When Alan finds out Charlie stole his high school girlfriend, he hatches a plan to get back at him.

Charlie and Courtney
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9
"Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids"
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Charlie fights his attraction to the daughter (guest star Jenny McCarthy) of Evelyn's fiance, Teddy.

Charlie Waffles Picture
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 8
"Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
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Charlie finds success with a children's song as Charlie Waffles. Charlie's new-found fame bothers Alan.

Jake and Evelyn
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 7
"The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room"
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After Alan and Charlie have a fight about his role in the house, Alan moves out and into his mother's house.

Charlie Embarasses Linda
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 6
"Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
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Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be going out with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Alan the Test Subject
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 5
"Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
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Charlie has to come up with a way to keep his girlfriend's four year old entertained; Alan becomes a test subject.

Charlie Sees Rose
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 4
"City of Great Racks"
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Charlie and Linda get closer to sleeping together, but Charlie can't focus when he sees Rose's face popping up everywhere.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie