Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7
"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
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Berta's daughter is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her to confront the baby daddy; Alan shows his fetish for pregnant women while they're gone

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6
"Apologies for the Frivolity"
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Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are similar Evelyn's, his mother

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5
"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
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Alan is excited by the prospect of Judith remarrying and ending his alimony payments. Alan gets Charlie to help him when he thinks the marriage might not go through because of Jake disliking her fiance.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4
"A Pot Smoking Monkey"
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Alan tries to hire his ex-lawyer to help him win custody of his dog from Kandi

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3
"The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"
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Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, but nearly drowns when he thinks he sees his dead father

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 2
"Who's Vod Kanockers?"
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Charlie tells Alan why he didn't marry Mia; Charlie and Alan deal with their noisy neighbor, Steven Tyler

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1
"Working for Caligula"
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With Alan out of the house, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle until Alan returns, having been divorced from Kandi already.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 24
"That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
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Charlie and Mia try to make their wedding arrangements, but when things fall apart they settle on a small wedding in Vegas.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 23
"Arguments for the Quickie"
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Mia comes back to town for a performance, and at first Charlie refuses to go and tries to convince Alan he doesn't have feelings for her.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 22
"Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
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Jake gets invited to his first boy-girl party and Charlie and Alan give him advice to get ready and reminisce over their first boy-girl parties.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie