Alan and Charlie Image
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16
"That Darn Priest"
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Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.

Rose and Charlie Photo
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15
"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
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Charlie and Rose continue their affair, while Alan takes Ponzi scheme investments into his Chiropractor business.

The Asketeeers
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14
"Lookin' for Japanese Subs"
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Charlie becomes obsessed with the recently married Rose; Jake and Eldridge try and make their own homemade Jackass.

Charlie and Lyndsey Bond
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13
"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
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When Charlie and Lyndsey become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him.

Charlie and Courtney Break Up
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
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When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his old psychiatrist.

Charlie and Courtney Kiss
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11
"Dead from the Waist Down"
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When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a present, he gets creative.

Jenny McCarthy is Back!
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
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Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) returns after spending three years in prison for conning Charlie out of money.

Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9
"A Good Time in Central Africa"
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While Berta goes on vacation, Charlie gets a replacement; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex (Judd Nelson) is stalking him.

Russell the Pharmacist
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8
"Springtime on a Stick"
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Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

Rose Returns
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7
"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
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Rose returns and Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) can't deal with her stalking.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: You smell like strawberries.
Sophie: It's my lip gloss.
Jake: Does it taste like it smells?
Sophie: You wanna find out?
Jake: Sure!
[Sophie leans in to kiss Jake, Jake uses a finger to wipe her lip gloss off, then proceeds to eat it]
Jake: Mm

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.