Cleaning Up Walden
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 2
"People Who Love Peepholes"
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It's the second half of the Two and a Half Mn season premiere event. We meet Walden's ex-wife this week.

Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 1
"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
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Perhaps you've heard the news: Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is in. We meet the latter's character on this season premiere.

Alan and Charlie Image
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16
"That Darn Priest"
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Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.

Rose and Charlie Photo
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15
"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
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Charlie and Rose continue their affair, while Alan takes Ponzi scheme investments into his Chiropractor business.

The Asketeeers
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14
"Lookin' for Japanese Subs"
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Charlie becomes obsessed with the recently married Rose; Jake and Eldridge try and make their own homemade Jackass.

Charlie and Lyndsey Bond
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13
"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
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When Charlie and Lyndsey become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him.

Charlie and Courtney Break Up
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12
"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
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When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his old psychiatrist.

Charlie and Courtney Kiss
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11
"Dead from the Waist Down"
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When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a present, he gets creative.

Jenny McCarthy is Back!
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10
"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
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Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) returns after spending three years in prison for conning Charlie out of money.

Judd Nelson on Two and a Half Men
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9
"A Good Time in Central Africa"
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While Berta goes on vacation, Charlie gets a replacement; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex (Judd Nelson) is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie