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Episode Details

Charlie fights his attraction to the daughter (guest star Jenny McCarthy) of Evelyn's fiance, Teddy.

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Well, Evelyn, you know what the say about assuming. When you assume, you're just a bitch.


Charlie: So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Courtney: Where it belongs... in the rear.