Charlie certainly may have had a "A Good Time in Central Africa" in the past, but this time it was a Spanish maid in Malibu he fell in love with on Two and a Half Men.
Did Liz Vassey of CSI fame make an honest man out of Charlie on last night's Two and a Half Men? More importantly, find out why Alan was masturbating so much during "Twanging Your Magic Clanger."
We loved that Lyndsey finally saw the Alan we've been watching for years on Two and a Half Men. Read about it and prostitutes in our "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" review.
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together. Charlie: Thanks. Woman: Your wife must be proud. Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married. Woman: Too bad. Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog