19 Priceless Quotes from Riverdale Bombshell Cheryl Blossom

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It's no secret that Cheryl Blossom is easily one of Riverdale's best characters. She's deep, complex, emotionally driven, and she also has a sense of humor that helps add a comedic effect to an otherwise dark show. 

Cheryl's one-liners and her hilarious nicknames can make us laugh no matter the circumstance, and to be honest, Riverdale would be pretty dull without her. 

Although there are way too many to count, here's 19 of the funniest Riverdale quotes from Cheryl Blossom. 

To see Cheryl in action, watch Riverdale online. It's always better to see the words coming from her mouth, after all!

1. When the queen's coming through

When the queen's coming through
When they don't part like the Red Sea, sometimes you just have to make them.

2. What's could be worse than a serial killer?

What's could be worse than a serial killer?
A serial killer on bath salts.

3. The party can't crash itself

The party can't crash itself
Everyone knows the party doesn't start 'til Cheryl walks in.

4. All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"

All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"
What's that thing they say about a fine line between love and hate?

5. Everyone knows where the best spot is

Everyone knows where the best spot is
Cheryl knows what's up. The food. Always go for the food.

6. Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie

Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie
Ever want to throw in a real-life reference to your favorite movie? It's a daily struggle.

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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? You’re wearing my signature color!
Toni: You don’t own the color red. Red existed before you.
Cheryl: Not at Riverdale High. Here, I invented red. I am red.
[Cheryl snaps her fingers and two girls stand behind her]
Cheryl: Sorry, but this school is not big enough for the both of us, faux-pink lady. And I was here first. Go to Centerville High or Westerberg, I don’t care. But you have until first bell Monday to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. Copy?
[Cheryl flips her hair in Toni’s face and walks away]

Archie: Ronnie, when I first met you … you were it for me. Everything I could ever wanted. I saw our whole future.
Veronica: Because we’re endgame, Archie.
Archie: I hope you know how much I love you.
Veronica: If you loved me, you would come home.
Archie: God, Ronnie, you know in your heart that I’m right about this. It just hurts to admit it.
Veronica: Don’t you make me say goodbye, Archie Andrews, because I don’t wanna hear it back. I can’t. I can’t.
[She drops the phone, cries, and Kevin consoles her]