19 Times Lucifer Charmed Us With His Wit
Lisa Babick
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Who would ever have imagined that the Devil could be so much fun!
Sizzling good looks are only part of his appeal. His tongue is a magical marvel of stunning wit.
Here are our favorite Luciferisms so far. Which is your favorite?
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1. The Thing About Bad Breath...
Goodness me. I should've known. Halitosis. First sign of evil.
2. Satanists
Why do Satanists affiliate me with goats? I don't even like their cheese.
3. Internal Radar
The Devil usually has impeccable gaydar.
4. Jealousy
Jealousy makes the world go 'round.
5. Deliciously Evil
Sweet candy coating on the outside, delicious evil on the inside.
6. The Dead
I am amazed at the deferential respect you people have for rotting flesh.
7. Doggie Heaven
While all dogs go to heaven, you'll be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
8. Addiction
I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.
9. Children
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.
10. Therapists
Therapists. They really don't know anything, do they?
11. Los Angeles
Welcome to Los Angeles. City of reinvention where you can become whoever you want.
12. Drugs Are My Friend
Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.
13. Cats Are Gross
Oh, gosh, I detest cats. Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat. Open a bag of excrement in your house. Cat.
14. I Wannabe Like You
People like you. They find you helpful like duct tape or a trusted socket wrench.
15. Crocs and Rubbers
Oh, goody. They come in more colors. There’s only one body part rubber should be worn on.
Lucifer [about Mr. Richard’s crocs]
16. Stairway to Heaven
Why don't we go up to the penthouse, and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven.
17. Spandex
I love taut spandex-wrapped backsides as much as the next chap, but that was one large helping of spiritual gobbledygook.
18. When Mom Ruins the Fun
Sorry, ladies, but it's hard for me to enjoy a triple-Decker with my mother's hands all over it.
19. Rolodex Lover
I'm a lover, not a Rolodex.
